[dismayed pinging and tolling]
[dismayed pinging and tolling has stopped, apparently in relief]
[dismayed pinging and tolling]
[dismayed pinging and tolling has stopped, apparently in relief]
there’s no way I can convince anyone what I, an anonymous tumblr user, posts on the internet is real but for any of the boring ass bitches out there here’s some context — the five year old is my nephew, I tell him sanitized stories about crytpids and one of our favorite hobbies is going bigfoot hunting together in the woods. this summer we’re going treasure hunting w swords to fight ghost pirates. I patiently spelled the words out loud so he could slowly type them. here’s a drawing of me & sasquatch he drew. sometimes things are whimsical and fun <3
The kinds of people who grunt "Fake!" at every mildly quirky personal story are the most exhausting, joyless, pent-up, petty, shallow, uninteresting people in the world.
Enjoy your boring cardboard life I guess. Personally I think this kid is rad.
Its all “i love putting guys in situations” until were on a filler episode. Where are the REAL putting guys in situations lovers.
“It dosent progress the plot!!!” Have you never been on a whimsical journey that did nothing to change you as a person.
i really love that there are so many people going "rarity's jewish?" bc of the manischewitz wine cuz i had no clue that was a jewish thing and just picked the most aesthetically pleasing image when i googled "cheap wine". to be clear i think this owns and is really funny. the dress unicorn is keeping kosher.